Kate Middleton Unable to Conceive and Will Adopt Baby from Ethiopia after Advice from Angelina Jolie and Madonna - Prince Phillip Horrified

Funny story written by El Presidente

Monday, 25 June 2012

Buckingham Palace has announced that Kate Middleton and Prince William are to adopt a child from Africa after today's earlier announcement that Kate Middleton is unable to conceive.

The Royals have sought advice from Angelina Jolie and Madonna who have put them in touch with adoption agencies in Ethiopia.

The couple will fly to Africa Wednesday and have already short listed three babies born on Monday, all are said to be perfectly healthy in every way and one of the three would immediately become the heir to the British throne.

While no official announcement regarding potential names has been made many are speculating that Diana, in tribute to William's mother will be the couple's choice.

Prince Phillip, the Queens husband is furious.

"While I applaud my Grandsons adoption plans I have to question the suitability of the name Diana for the child. Diana is not a traditional royal name and I would have hoped that William would have selected a name more fitting, especially as I foresee bullying, mockery and confusion."

Some have agreed with Phillip's comments. Royal watcher, Sir George Sycophant said "I agree, naming this boy Diana will just lead to problems in the future, I would suggest that a rethink of the name be done and a more tradtional male name be chosen, such as George, maybe."

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