Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

image for Anders Behring Breivik claims he is sane; well at least he now had a reason for slaughtering 77 innocent people!
Maybe they should give Anders Breivik to her clan, he'd end up ball-less!

Extreme right wing "Loony" mass murderer and hater of everything not white, blue-eyed, blond-haired and Caucasian, Anders Behring Breivik, denies every single psycho-test done on him and claims he is completely normal (his 77 innocent victims may think slightly different if they were alive).

But every dark cloud has a silver lining and this one certainly does, because now at least he has confirmed the fact that he is a "sane", evil, wicked, mass-murderer and not a detached "Nutter". Declaring him insane would have been an easy let off; now at least the world can judge him for what he really is.

It could be that if this racist, debauched assassin was allowed to hide behind the cloak of insanity, he might have had a pretty easy time in a "Norwegian Nut House", but now the authorities can let him loose in a high-security prison and within time there are sure to be a couple of Muslim inmates willing to claim his scalp (and rightly so).

Sadly, he didn't commit his disgusting deeds in a Muslim country. Their assessment and judgement of this Nazi shithead would have been slightly different and I'm pretty sure he would already have landed in Allah's hell hole and not stood in front of 72 virgins!

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