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Friday, 29 July 2011


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First question: could you put your head in here, please?

Police in Norway say they will question mass killer Anders Behring Breivik again on Friday, to follow up new leads on the Norwegian massacre and bombing. It will be the second interrogation for the extremist, who admits carrying out the attacks that killed 76 people.

And, with that in mind, it makes you wonder just what they will be interrogating him about.

Possible questions could involve "Why did you do it?", "How did it make you feel?" and "Given the chance, would you do it again?", as well as "What are the voices in your head telling you to do today?"

It's possible that the police will want to try out radical new questioning techniques, such as inserting a 6-inch nail into his iris, or smashing his penis with a copy of the Oslo Yellow Pages until he divulges valuable information as to his motive for the crime.

Mr Breivik has been in solitary confinement since his court appearance on Monday. This is obviously the best place for him, as he would presumably be torn limb-from-limb were he to be released onto the city's streets.

Ah well, it takes all sorts of folks to make the world what it is.

But surely not this sort.

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Topics: Anders Breivik

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