Italian authorities have discovered the last two survivors from the ill-fated cruise ship, Cazzo D'Oro, that crashed into a sandbar off the Venetian coast two weeks ago. The world had been eagerly awaiting news on the fate of the last two unaccounted French lovebirds who were honeymooning on the Adriatic. Hope that the recently-wed couple would be found alive was fading quickly.
With this latest discovery , all 1,598 passengers and crew have been rescued.
According to Giuseppe Pastafazullo, Senior Paramedic of Italy's Urban Search and Rescue Team, its dive team was able to make entry into the partially submerged ship and discovered the couple copulating most enthusiastically on a completely overturned stateroom.
Mr. Pastafazullo was asked what were the first words Monsieur and Madame Sanssoucci said as the dive team broke through the debris.
"What crash?" they asked.
