Written by Proffitt

Friday, 13 January 2012

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Unhappy Chinese folk today threw their iPhones at an egg store that failed to open. The store in Beijing was due to open this morning and promised to sell different types of eggs, however when it failed to open its doors the baying crown grew more and more agitated until one angry customer threw his iPhone at the shop.

Mr Me Hacked Off of Dowjing province said: 'I travelled for long time to get here and was looking forward to tasty Quail egg. Now I find bloody store not open so I throw my iPhone at them.'

Others quickly followed suite reaching in to their pockets to throw their iPhone 4 s at the locked shop. Another man who wished to remain nameless said: 'I need eggs for my Heston Blumenthal recipe but no I am pissed off.'

The shop's owners said: 'We expected a delivery yesterday but we believe it has been uneggspectedly held up.'

We asked the owners what they thought of the actions of the Chinese people and they replied: 'It's no yolk. Talk of our demise has been greatly eggzaggerated!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: iPhone, Chinese, Eggs

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