The January 1, 2012 New York Times/Gallup Political Poll has announced that if the Iowa Caucuses were held today the most likely winner would be North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-Un.
The Poll pitted the routine Republican gaggle of Presidential "wanna-bees" against the novice leader of North Korea. According to the self-described apolitical pollsters, Kim Jong-Un would receive 36%, Rick Santorum, 34%, Ron Paul, 11%, Rick Perry, 10%, Newt Gingrich, 6%, and Michelle Bachmann, 3% of the Iowa voters.
When confronted with the news, Ms. Bachmann stated that the poll results were no surprise "given the heavy North Korean immigrants who have taken over Iowa politics."
