Kim Jong-un North Korea's new God

Funny story written by Karen Fish

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

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On Saturday Dec. 17, 2011 the leader of North Korea Kim Jong-il passed away and left the country in the hands of his third and youngest son Kim Jong-un, 27 or 28. The question arises, 'What is Kim Jong-un's religion?' That is an extremely good question.

Kim Jong-un is now the God of North Korea. When you are the God, what is your religion? Who do you worship? Do you worship yourself? How do you worship yourself?

The Korean War was fought from 1950-1953. The Korean War was fought between North Korea (backed by China and the Soviet Union) against South Korea (backed by the United States of America.) The Vietnam War was the sequel.

The Korean War spawned M*A*S*H, whose finale was the most watched television show in US history. Technically North and South Korea are still at war and North Korea is still at war with the United States. North Korea fears the infiltration of the American Empire and considers Christianity to be an American religion, although certain generals have their doubts about Mormonism.

Kim Jong-un's religion is Emperor Worship and he is the Deity. Kim Jong-un has already been called 'A Great Person Born of Heaven' and 'The Spiritual Pillar and Lighthouse of Hope' for the military and the people. Naturally Kim Jong-un is at conflict with Christianity because the Christian Bible says:

"Then God spoke all these words: I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; you shall have no other Gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments. You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not acquit anyone who misuses his name." (Exodus 20: 1-7).

Kim Jong-un hates the US because North Korea is still at war with the US and because Christianity forbids Kim Jong-un's religion, Emperor Worship. This is why today Kim Jong-un has 70,000 Christians presently starving to death in several massive labor/concentration camps. Hatred of Americans and Christians is also the reason why North Korea has been nuclear arming Pakistan, Iran and Syria, so that the Muslims can nuclear obliterate the United States for North Korea, and its sponsors China and Russia, who will then take all of the Middle East oil. The 100 megaton nuclear bomb about to explode in New York City is going to have a picture of Kim Jong-un, God of North Korea on it. We should have known from the haircut.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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