Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 16 December 2011

image for India claim they have the smallest things in the world including women and condoms!
Indian women love "shallow throat" because they can't have "deep throat"!

India are making claims that they possess the smallest things on the planet including the smallest female, the smallest man and the smallest male genitalia!

The smallest female on the planet, who just happens to be Indian, has just been entered into the world record books, she measures 24.7in and has just knocked US Bridgette (The Midget) Jordan off of her very tall pedestal.

It's also a common fact that global condom producers prepare especially small versions for Indian males because they are pretty "midget" around those parts too. Although India is a huge country with a huge population it seems that as far as penis growth goes, they are pretty miniscule.

But male Indians need not worry about the sizes of their "pride and joy" because they invented the kamasutra and size doesn't matter at all. In fact the world's smallest female is quite happy to be Indian because if she fell in love with a 7 foot Negro, his "pride and joy" could even be bigger than her and that could be quite painful, ouch!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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