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Funny story: Pocahontas: "I AM so, too, Native American; my mixed DNA sample proves it, so there!"

Pocahontas: "I AM so, too, Native American; my mixed DNA sample proves it, so there!"

Senator Eliza Beth “Pocahontas” Warpath swabbed one of her body cavities to obtain a DNA “smear,” which she submitted to a clandestine cloning service, the name of which she refused to identify. The results of the analysis of the DNA sample, she s...

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Funny story: Indian students are cheats!

Indian students are cheats!

Students at the university of Bihar in India have been seen hanging out of windows passing their exam papers to students doing the same exam the next day. The University are powerless to stop the students exchanging papers because there is no glas...

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Funny story: Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Gladys Hornswagger of Morristown, Tennessee blames her ruined date with 'that hot nerd' Griffin Gaskey, on their date at the new Taj Palace Plus Restaurant in nearby Knoxville. The proprietors told the couple that their food was authentic Indian b...

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Funny story: US Surrenders Manhattan to Indians after Failing to Make Treaty Payment

US Surrenders Manhattan to Indians after Failing to Make Treaty Payment

The United States failed to make a payment of a piece of cloth and a beaver skin to The Seneca Nation and now must turn over Manhattan Island to the tribe. "At first we thought it was just a clerical error," said a spokesman from the Department of...

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Funny story: India claim they have the smallest things in the world including women and condoms!

India claim they have the smallest things in the world including women and condoms!

India are making claims that they possess the smallest things on the planet including the smallest female, the smallest man and the smallest male genitalia! The smallest female on the planet, who just happens to be Indian, has just been entered in...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Furious As She Sees A Text Message From Boyfriend Steven Tyler To Kat Von D

Kate Gosselin Furious As She Sees A Text Message From Boyfriend Steven Tyler To Kat Von D

CALABASAS, California - Kate Gosselin and Steven Tyler visited the town of Calabasas where back in 1805, the explorers Lewis and Clark reportedly spent an entire evening gang whooping-it-up with their Shoshoni Indian guide Sacajawea of the American d...

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Funny story: No Place Like A Crowded Home - Try 162 Under One Roof

No Place Like A Crowded Home - Try 162 Under One Roof

162 people living under the one roof could be, and I would have to agree, one of the largest ever in the world. Now the head of this Indian family is only 66 and apparently has 32 wives and 94 children of his own, and his house is also home to his...

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Funny story: President Obama Gives Away Joe Biden At Potlatch

President Obama Gives Away Joe Biden At Potlatch

President Obama and Air Force One flew back to Andrews Air Force Base from Seattle with one less person. While in the Pacific Northwest, the new President attended a potlatch ceremony with the Kwakwaka'wakw Indian tribe. A potlatch is a centurie...

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Funny story: Rejoice! It's Big Curry Month!

Rejoice! It's Big Curry Month!

Deep joy and much rejoicing here in the UK - because it's 'Big Curry Month' and that's official! The Indian classic dish was imported here by British servicemen in the days of the Raj, and has since become a firm favourite with spice starved Brits...

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Funny story: Five Civilized Tribes Decide It's No Fun

Five Civilized Tribes Decide It's No Fun

Descendants of the Five Civilized Tribes (The Cherokee, Choctaw, Chickasaw, Creek, and Seminole tribes) ahve decided that being civilized is not much fun after all and have announced that they are going to give up that designation. Said Cherokee C...

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Funny story: Indian Spelling Bee Champ Can't Spell!

Indian Spelling Bee Champ Can't Spell!

An unidentified Indian kid who alleges that he is a 'Spelling Bee' champion has been discovered to actually not be able to spell at all. However he does posses a very good vocabulary when it comes to vile and abusive language.

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Funny story: American Talent

American Talent

Harold Babbit and his wife, Mamie, were both handsome and pretty. Harold always dressed like a Southern gentleman, wearing a string tie which displayed an Indian design of white, blue, red and black stones. Mamie, in her forties, was still displaying that quick fading adolescent charm and innocence.

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Funny story: Writer Sues To Move Production of Spoof! The Motion Picture From Hollywood To Bollywood

Writer Sues To Move Production of Spoof! The Motion Picture From Hollywood To Bollywood

Who the Hell is Mohit?, a relatively new writer to the popular on line news magazine The Spoof, is suing the publication. He wants production of Spoof! The Motion Picture moved from Hollywood to Bollywood (Indian home of movie and television product...

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Funny story: Indian Govt. announces voting to gauge public-opinion on national issues

Indian Govt. announces voting to gauge public-opinion on national issues

(Delhi,India - Hajh Times) After Taj Mahal's selection as one of the 7 wonders of the world, the Indian Government has announced public-voting to gauge public opinion on issues of national importance. Furthermore, the Government, along with a few international bodies, have also decide to settle, once and for all, the issue of whether or not public voting is a fair mechanism to choose the wonde...

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Funny story: Booby Darling, instead of Pratibha Patil, as Indian President

Booby Darling, instead of Pratibha Patil, as Indian President

It's regrettable that Pratibha Patil become India's President, and was preferred over Booby Darling. Here are the reasons why I thought Booby Darling would have been a much better choice:...

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Funny story: Indian Men "Most Honest" in World Condom Survey

Indian Men "Most Honest" in World Condom Survey

A two-year study carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research has concluded that Indian men are the worlds most honest when it comes to completing surveys about penis size.

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Funny story: Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

(Mumbai) Former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere has landed himself in hot water after being accused of "insulting Indian culture".

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