Gaddafi Lookalike Executed

Funny story written by Dominic The Brave

Thursday, 20 October 2011

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Lookalike Killed!

Colonel Monchengladbach Gaddafi was today celebrating the death of his body double while the real Colonel sipped cocktails on a Tunisian beach.

Surrounded by a bevy of his Amazonian bodyguards, clad in fatigue bikinis and stilettos Gaddafi was seen lighting Cuban cigars using $100 bills.

''Isn't life great'' beamed Gaddafi ''here I am far from the madding crowd, miles away from Libya, everyone thinks I am dead and I have my killer babes with me and of course billions of dollars in my Swiss bank account!''

Despite the revelation that Gaddafi is alive and well, Libyan rebel leaders are adamant that the man they executed was the real Colonel.

''Of course it was him, it had to be, he looked like him, he had a gold gun, he was the man with the golden gun, if it wasn't Gaddafi then he must have a double!''

''Make mine a rum and coke'' said the real Colonel, laughing all the way to the bank!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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