Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 17 July 2011

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A Mild Mannered Scientists, in the 1960's.

David Banner, the Incredible Hulk, has spent his life warning people that they would not like him when he is angry. Now, however, he realises that he has been wasting his life with this ridiculous lie.

'I realised it quite recently' said the mild mannered Scientist. 'People seemed to ignore me when I was a scientist, but as soon as I grew and went green, but still always maintained my dignity, people loved me for it. Sure, I may have ruined some towns and cities that had fallen behind on their super hero and monster's insurance, but people noticed me then. I did some important work as a Scientist, but when someone looks at me the wrong way, or spills my drink, I am loved for it'.

We heard some heart stirring piano music as the beleaguered scientist picked up his small rucksack, stuck out his thumb and hoped a stranger would offer him a lift to the next town, who strangely had not heard about what he had just done, and where he had no trouble finding a new job.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Incredible Hulk

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