Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 5 June 2011

image for Barack Obama has 'sworn off' salads until the 'scare' is over. Michelle can't give her's up
Barack before he heard about Michelles' affinity to cucumbers

President Barack Obama has given up salads until the e coli scare is over. In fact, he says he doesn't trust ANY vegetables these days.

His wife, Michelle, says she is hanging on to her cucumbers and believes that the way she uses them has not yet been proven to cause a health problem of any type.

Michelle would not elaborate on the above comment but she DID wink at our reporter.

Barack was in the room at the time Michelle made the comment and didn't quite understand what she meant. Seconds after she made the comment he was seen 'pulling her aside' for an explanation.

Michelle whispered in his ear. Barack blushed and left the press conference shaking his head telling reporters,

"Sorry to cut this short - but I need to see my therapist."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama

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