Veni Vidi Vici Films Offers Pippa Middleton $7 Million To Appear In An X-Rated Film

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Tuesday, 10 May 2011


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The offices of Veni Vidi Vici Films is located on the 28th floor of West Hollywood's Zasu Pitts Building.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood critics are amazed that Pippa Middleton has suddenly become more popular than Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson put together.

Tequila Tallyho of The Left Coast Mirror Magazine stated that several leading Tinsel Town talent agencies are bidding for the rights to represent the sister of the new Duchess of Cambridge, the former Kate Middleton.

One of the leading talent agencies is SiPi which is co-owned by Britishers Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan. They reportedly are closer to signing Pippa Middleton than the next nearest competitor Red Drapes, Red Carpet Productions which is owned by Sharon Osbourne.

According to LC2M Miss Middleton is very close to signing a deal with Veni Vidi Vici Films to appear in an X-rated motion picture for a reported $7 million.

Ironically Pippa Middleton is currently dating the world's most famous male porn star Ron Jeremy.

Jeremy has appeared in over 28,000 films. Cowell and Morgan are very concerned that Pippa Middleton may end up signing up with Ron Jeremy's production company Mr. 9.75 Productions.

Tequila Tallyho stated that Pippa Middleton will probably end up moving to America where she will become the female version of Piers Morgan.

In other news. May 11 is National Jigsaw Puzzle Day in the United States and National Barbecue A Rhino Day in Lower Zamgola.

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