Washington D.C. - It was revealed today that President Obama ordered a raid on a terrorist compound this afternoon. Three helicopters were launched filled with 70 commandos, 25 members of an elite SEAL team, and a plethora of high-tech equipment. The target, a 'high value' individual.
Our sources tell us the mission was dubbed, "Operation Flip Top". The military helicopters landed on the front lawn of Mar-A-Lago in Palm Beach, FL. Turns out nobody was home.
The White House source tells us the target was in fact, Donald Trump. The President is said to be furious at all the intelligience gathering agencies. A source close to President Obama told us that the President was heard to say, "How the hell can we go half way around the world and get Osama Bin Laden but, getting a real terrorist here at home...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The mission was reportedly to capture the 'toupee' of the Don himself.
When asked for his comment, The Donald stated, "My hair is 100% real and I have my own helicopters you know." He then demanded to see Osama Bin Laden's long form death certificate.
