Police go in heavy handed over a bit of light humor!

Funny story written by Lenna Wyatt

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

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Police in a small town receive a tip about a family allegedly manufacturing illegal drugs in their home.

With guns drawn, eight officers surrounded the Thomas Kinkaid looking, ivy covered cottage and demand the occupants open the door immediately.

They entered, but to their embarrassment they had gone to the wrong address on the wrong street.

Not wanting to leave empty handed, they arrested the couple and their four children who were all eating popcorn and watching T.V.

The charge: Using incandescent light bulbs in every room in the house instead of the mercury laden florescent ones required by the EPA.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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