Rumors of Sarah Palin Getting Botox Injections while in India May be True

Funny story written by Charpa93

Friday, 25 March 2011

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Recent photographs of Sarah Palin seem to indicate that she's had some kind of work done on her face. Many believe she may have indulged herself while in India by getting some botox injections in her cheeks and lips.

A telltale sign of botox enhancement in the lips especially is a profuse swelling in the area together with the patient's inability to articulate words. Shortly after the alleged botox procedure, Sarah Palin gave an impromptu press conference in Mumbai, where she stated the following:

"Yesh, I shupposh you found me ouf. I had a profedure on my whipffs."

Palin has been mum on where she might be headed on her next international trip, but sources close to her have leaked that she may be heading down to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. While they give the reasoning that she is going to follow President Obama wherever he goes to make sure that her side of the story is being told, the truth of the matter is that Brazil is the place to go to have a cheap, yet quite natural butt-lift procedure done, and while there, she may just check out the price of a wax as well.

And people say Ms. Palin isn't well-versed in international procedures.

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