Bomber Al-Mehgrahi To Sue Scottish Government

Funny story written by Joe McGinley

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Convicted Lockerbie Bomber Al-Mehgrahi [87] is to sue the Scottish Government under European Human Rights legislation for sending him back to Libya.

Al-Mehgrahi [89] complained that his life was in danger after being released by the Scottish Government on 'compassionate grounds'.

A spokesperson for Al-Mehgrahi [92] said that the actions of the Scottish Government in sending him back to Libya were a 'cruel and unusual punishment'.He continued,'the scenes of jubilation at Tripoli Airport have traduced the good name of Al-Mehgrahi [95] throughout the civilized world, and if there is any semblance of justice, the Scottish Government will have to pay handsomely in reparation.'

Al-Mehgrahi [98] complained 'It is impossible to sleep here for night-time noise. The sound of jet fighters hitting the ground has upset the camels.' A spokesperson for the Scottish Government indicated that his prison cell is still available should he so require. Mr Al-Mehgrahi is one hundred and six.

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