Upper Fossdale was thrown in an uproar when fussbidgets slammed flibbertigibbets this week. The event is blossoming into a flapdoodle of shambolic proportions, said Vice Adjudicator Reinhold Gobschoddle. The affair was preceded by a dollop of bric-a-brac in the local community.
"Our entire town threatens to become a cattywampus of supercilious gobbledygook," Reinhold warned. "Spendthrifts and skullets alike are united cap-a-pie to ride a hobbyhorse of prestigiation oven an entire boogle of fuddy-duddies, and I fully expect them to scootch over the surface of the many curlicues of this hullabaloo. It's obvious the shibboleth of effluviar codswallop has overtaken everyone. Mark you, we'll not mollycoddle the blackguards of these monkeyshines and higgery-pokery.
"But we shouldn't be bumfuzzled by such ensconced skullduggery. The whole thing amounts to nothing more that a carbuncular foofraw in the end."
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