Written by mikewadestr

Sunday, 23 January 2011

A new Wikileaks cable was just released on the Wikileaks website that mentions the Chinese government had lent a special suit using stealth technology to Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, for testing purposes. Apparently, the test was a success but Osama Bin Laden has refused to return the suit to the Chinese. The Chinese government, like so many other world governments, has not been able to find Bin Laden to get the suit back.

The cable mentions that Bin Laden has been visiting the US, as well as other countries, completely undetected since first receiving the stealth suit in the year 2000. There are mentions of various visits to the White House during both George Bush's and Barrack Obama's administration during which he carried out a number of Al Qeada attacks by himself.

"Man, oh man, oh man", said White House spokes man Donny Hop-To-It. "We are absolutely shocked about this. Well, this certainly explains all the weird things that have been happening at the White House for the last eight or nine years".

The first White House attack occurred sometime in May of 2002. In that attack Bin Laden gave President George Bush a hot foot while he was signing legislation in the Oval Office. A very upset Bush accused Vice President Dick Cheney of being the culprit. Bush claimed Cheney had used a secret passage that ran underneath the Oval Office floor and led to his desk, to give him the hot foot.

It was after this event that Dick Cheney made sure that he was never around Bush because Bush had vowed that he was going to "get back" at Cheney if he ever got the chance.

Another White House incident occurred in the second year of the Obama administration. In that attack Bin Laden gave President Barrack Obama a wedgie while he was leaving the White House. After Obama got his underwear un-bunched he turned around to the three secret service agents who were walking behind him and demanded to know who did it. The agent in the middle was pointed out by both agents that were on either side of him. Needless to say, the middle agent received a big wedgie, back, from Obama.

Other attacks that occurred in the White House were the short sheeting of beds as well as toilets being saran wrapped just under the seat. There have been mention of others, but the information has not yet been released on Wikileaks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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