Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

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Liddie Loreen Dungeonheimer is shown on the extreme left, back row. (Photo courtesy of Tony Romo).

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Liddie Loreen Dungeonheimer, 21, said that she had gone through the metal detector, the X-ray scanner, and had even been patted down at Dallas' All You Need Is Love Airport.

She stated that everything had turned out fine and she was allowed to board her plane.

Dungeonheimer said that she had just performed at the Dallas Cowboys - Philadelphia Eagles game and was on her way home to Wichita Falls still dressed in her skimpy little cheerleader uniform.

She said that she boarded the plane and a few minutes after taking her seat she said that she was approached by an individual who informed her that she would have to submit to a secondary pat down.

She asked him who he was and why she would have to be re-patted down. The individual identified himself as Aldersmith Musketwall, the plane's co-pilot.

Dungeonheimer told him that she had already been patted down. Musketwall shook his head and told her that either she would willingly submit to the secondary pat down or else she would have to leave the plane.

Miss Dungeonheimer said that she had no choice but to allow Musketwall to touch her groin goody. Musketwall noticed that she had a vajazzled wonky wonk and asked her to follow him to the cockpit. She asked why and she was told that the pilot had to make the final decision on if she would be allowed to remain on the plane or not.

The pilot, who gave his name as Captain Bigalow Kankakee, asked her about her vajazzled crotch cookie. She told him that the Swarovski crystals, gems, and beads were part of a $900 vajazzling job that she'd had done on her love harbor in West Hollywood.

Captain Kankakee then advised Miss Dungeonheimer that she would be allowed to remain on the plane but that she would have to be seated next to the plane's sky marshall.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I called Liddie Loreen Dungeonheimer and spoke with her as she sat in her Wichita Falls home. I asked her if she had any idea as to why she had been singled out. She instantly replied that she knows that she was singled out simply because she is one of the prettiest Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and also because she just happens to have a pair of gorgeous looking tits, long luscious legs, and an ass that a Playboy bunny would be jealous of.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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