The duo of Earl and Dale, aliens that are responsible for keeping Earth from destruction ala Horton Hears a Who, have reportedly lost funding from their government.
Troubled economic times have spilled over to the universe leading several economists to fear that the worst is yet to come.
The caregivers are responsible for making sure the axis is spinning properly, swatting away meteors and tuning up our satellite dishes. Earl has posted his resume on a variety of job search engines while Dale has plans of opening up his own retail store on the moon.
Without the attention of the caregivers, the world as we know it should be destroyed within the next 30-60 days-however our days will be much quicker as the axis is no longer being regulated.
