December 1 (Spoof News) Glenn Beck's wife thinks he is a giant douche-bag because he wants to marry a few more women to fulfill his Mormon duties.
"I didn't marry Glenn so I could also sleep with other women. He seems to think that it is morally okay to be married to more than just one woman." Mrs. Beck told reporters.
Glenn Beck who has made issues about returning to God, but has also used the Bible to point out things that benefit him.
"I would just like to point out that Solomon was married to 99 women, so why can't a wise guy like me be married to more than one woman?" Glenn Beck said on his show.
Mrs. Beck refused to answer questions pertaining to why she married Glenn Beck in the first place. She did say that she was happy with Glenn until his request to marry more women.
