Written by Charpa93

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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Wiki leaks are flooding the Internet

Wacky Wikis, Tacky Wikis, Secret Wikis, Stupid Wikis, if you can think of a Wiki, it is being leaked by Wikileaks at this very moment.

No one is really sure why the founder of Wikileaks is taking it upon himself to be the number one truth peddler on the website these days, but if you are presently tied in any way to a Wiki, whether it is a sports Wiki, a sex Wiki, a Weeki Wachi Wiki, a clean or a dirty laundry Wiki, be prepared to have your Wiki business aired in the open.

This is serious business. Wikis are leaking all over the place and it's not certain if, after the leaks are leaked that they can be plugged back up. This is causing some serious messes in the world-wide web business. In fact, one Wiki dealing with adult diapers had a major leak that took days just to daub up, and it still isn't under control.

No one is safe, evidently. Therefore, if you or your friends, or your family or you, your friends and your family, or even business associates, or even people you don't know who just happen to have the same interests as you have a Wiki together, it would be wise at this point to purchase some JBWeld, or Elmer's Glue, or even a cork or some silly putty and get that Wiki leak plugged as soon as possible. Otherwise, your information may just fall into the wrong hands, say a Wikileaks founder who feels no compunction as to the consequences of the information he feels the rest of the world needs to know on more than a need-to-know basis.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Wikileaks, Leaks

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