Florida Woman Arrested For Tossing A Plate of Tamales At Her Husband After He Called Her A Bristol Palin Loving Bitch

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

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A photo of Adriana De La Salsa, alias "The Tamale Tosser."

BRADENTON, Florida - Bradenton police responded to a 911 call at the Hurricane Hank Trailer Park, where Adriana De La Salsa, wife of Roberto "Chuckles" Cilantro reportedly threw a plate of tamales at her husband.

Adriana said that they were watching the results show of Dancing With The Stars and that she was rooting for Bristol and her husband was rooting for Brandy.

When it was announced that Brandy had gotten eliminated her husband became highly irate. And although he did not shoot the television like the effed up old honky cracker Steven "Chowderhead" Cowan of Vermont, Wisconsin did he did become rather belligerent.

Adriana said that Roberto turned to her as she was jumping up and down on the sofa, ala Tom Cruise. He hollered at her to stop jumping up and down and celebrating that his favorite celebrity, skinny little Brandy had been eliminated and that her favorite non-celebrity big chubby Bristol would be going on to the finals.

De La Salsa told him to blow it out his (blank). He stood up, got in her face, and called her a Bristol Palin loving bitch.

She then picked up the plate of tamales, that she was eating, and tossed them at her husband. He ducked but the pork tamales managed to hit him on his upper lip, nose, and on his left ear.

He started screaming because he said that the hot sauce was burning his nose and it was causing him to lose hearing in his left ear. She told him to grow some and to stop acting like that European sissy Elton John.

He reached out to grab her and she ran outside where she called 911. The police responded in 17 minutes and after listening to both stories they arrested "Chuckles" Cilantro on grounds of making terroristic threats to his wife.

SIDENOTE: Adriana De La Salsa was not charged but she was told that she has to do 50 hours of community service by working as a fry cook at a local Bradenton Taco Bell.

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