"He nearly ran me off the road!" claims indignant 94-year-old woman driver

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Friday, 5 November 2010

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(Carmel-by-the-Sea, California) - A police officer driving a two-tone Ford Crown Victoria Interceptor nearly collided with a 94-year-old woman driving a Lincoln Town Car, according to her.

Said Mrs. Flossie Blauhaar, "I was on my way to the hair salon, just minding my own business and driving down the center of the road when he came straight at me from the other direction. I don't know what he was thinking! He even had his flashers going. Naturally I thought, where's the parade? After that I swerved into the McPherson's yard. Never did like that dog of theirs..."

Meanwhile local mechanic Joey Bruno confirmed that Flossie's car has a long and storied history of repairs at his shop. "We see her about once per week. Sometimes more," he said. "Usually for routine things like removing traffic signs and other items from the radiator grill. In her defense, the car does drive like a dream. I can see how she would get very relaxed in there..."

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