Written by Spicewood

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Henry Balonski, Undersecretary of Real Estate in Washington, D.C. for the Obama administration announced today that approval has been granted to Asam Bin Aleear, to proceed with their plans to build a Mosque on the back lawn of the White House.

The structure will be patterned after the historical mosque in Istanbul, The Sultan Ahmed Mosque, popularly known as the Blue Mosque so that it will not be confused with the White House. One of the most notable features of this structure will be its seven minarets which will be visible towering over the White House. This is very unique, as most mosques have four, two, or just one minaret.

The President when asked his opinion of the pending construction only commented with, "Hey, I just live here. We've had less controversy here than they did in New York. Oh, by the way, Reid in Nevada, Boxer in California, my good friend, the Governor in Ohio, Tom Strickler, and other Democrats need your support on election day, November third I think it is."

Construction will begin in early Spring, right after the American Hog Producers Association have their annual barbeque on the back lawn.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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