The latest craze that apparently began by newly arriving refugees in New York City is beginning to take the teen world by storm and is bound to begin showing up among Hollywood stars.
What is this 'latest thing'? It's saucered lips!
"You start with a small round hoop", clapped one 16-year-old lady. "Then you keep it up until your lips are stretched and then you use the next slightly larger size", she clapped.
Apparently it took the teen nearly a year to have both her lips stretched out to the size of two small saucers, with the biggest hoops left in.
"Most (clap clap) people are afraid to try the extreme and stick to their lame (clap clap) tattoos and pierced tongues but for those of us on the edge, it's saucered lips! (clar! clap! clap!)"
How do they eat?
"We adjust.....or we can take them out, but you tend to bite yourself as you chew. One girl chewed off half her upper lip before she knew it", stated another 17-year-old 'Clapper'. "So you have to be careful." (Clap Clap!)
How about kissing?
"Your lips (clap clap) only take up one percent of your body. Their are plenty of other areas to kiss."
For now, this is Tooter Day, reporting on the new teen rage, "Clapping!"