HOLLYWOOD - It came down to Michael Sorrentino and Bristol Palin and when the Dancing With The Stars votes were tallied it was "The Situation" Sorrentino who found himself voted off the dancing show.
"Sitch's" dance partner Karina Smirnoff told co-host Brooke Burke that it was so unfair because he had given it all his all. She said that she had never seen anyone work harder or train with the intensity that the Guido from New Jersey exhibited.
"The Situation" was asked what he thought about the judges. He grinned and said that Len "The Crotchety Geezer" Goodman really should consider retiring because he is after all older than the Grand Canyon.
He said that Bruno "Fairy Dust" Tonioli needs to see about wearing clothes that didn't come off the rack of some women's store.
And as for Carrie Ann Inaba, he said that she needs to be checked because he truly feels that her papers may not be in order. He said that he heard from a very reliable inside source that her Filipino permit to work in America expired on September 27, of this year.
Karina pointed out that Michael always treated her with the utmost respect and the rumors about the show having hired a security guard to watch them during rehearsals was totally false.
She noted that Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer probably get into more verbal and physical fights than anyone in the history of the show.
Sorrentino said that he'll return to New Jersey, where he will start filming on his hit reality show the Jersey Shore.
"The Situation" promised his fans that there will be no dancing scenes featuring him in any of the episodes but added that there will be plenty of shots of his famous abs.
In a related story. DWTS dancer Corky Ballas has stated that there is no truth to the rumor that his 76-year-old dancing partner Florence Henderson has asked him to marry her.