A Burney, California monster

Written by James H

Wednesday, 23 July 2003

It has come to our attention that there is an unknown 12 foot tall creature lurking in the streets of Burney, California.

It seems this creature is what the "Pit River" indians call a "woolybugger". Yes,readers it is very tall and very hairy. Also, it's breath is very obscene. As a warning do not approach this creature because it's scream is bloodcurdling and it can be heard for 12 city blocks.

The last time it was seen this hairy monster was on the road to Mt. Shasta. If you see this creature in your nighborhood either call the "Humane Society" or your local police. Just think, it could very well be related to the "Sasquatch."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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