Kanye West Apologizes for Quran Burning Preacher

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Friday, 10 September 2010


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Kanye West has just posted his 1,000,001st apologetic tweet this morning. This time, he unselfishly put himself aside to apologize for Terry Jones, the Apostolic pastor from Gainesville, Florida who is threatening and then not threatening and then threatening again to burn several copies of the Quran this Saturday on his Church lawn.

The tweet seen by all 2 of the fans who are still following Kanye West's Twitter page said this "Don't H8 the H8'r, k? Hez Uman 2. Peas, KW."

West claims that since he's found Jesus, he understands how wrapped up some of these apoplectic (sic) preachers can be, and wants to be a peacekeeper in this most tenuous situation.

When Jones was asked what he thought about Kanye's kind handling of the situation, Jones replied, "Who?"

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