Northeastern Men Begin Packing Up Their Panties, in Anticipation of Hurricane Earl

Funny story written by Moose

Thursday, 2 September 2010

NEW YORK, NY - There has been a run on department-stores' inventories of overnight bags as liberal Northeastern men began the arduous task of packing up their panties before Hurricane Earl strikes.

Allied Data Corporation has confirmed that the average man living in the North East owns 14 pairs of feminine undergarments, most of them being lace-trimmed panties.

Many of the women in the North East have been unable to buy panties for years and have given up altogether, choosing instead to where men's boxers.

In other related news, there has also been a run on perfume, tampons and feminine pads.

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