WASHINGTON DC - A study released today by the Scientific Analysis Group (SAG) shocked the Optometry business.
The study found that 'smart-looking glasses' don't actually make people smarter, and in fact may make them stupider.
The study followed 400 people who have been wearing 'smart-looking glasses' and a control-group of 300 who wore no glasses or "regular" glasses.
The study also found that many people who wear 'smart-looking glasses' paid four to ten times as much for their glasses than those in the control-group, leading many scientists to make the observation that people who wear 'smart-looking glasses' are actually stupid people, willing to do anything to increase their self-esteem.
