WASHINGTON DC - After the EPA agreed to consider banning lead bullets, the FDA completed their investigation of EPA.
The findings of the FDA investigation cited evidence of E. coli present in the mountain of SH*T that the EPA considers to be in their bailiwick.
Furthermore, the FDA recommended that Congress establish a new agency, The Department of BullSh*t (DOB) to oversee all other Federal agencies that produce bullsh*t.
Although it is unclear which agencies will be under the oversight of the new DOB, a partial list includes the following departments:
Department of State, Department of the Treasury, Department of Justice, Department of the Interior, Department of Agriculture, Department of Commerce, Department of Labor, Department of Health and Human Services, Department of Housing and Urban Development, Department of Transportation, Department of Energy, Department of Education, Department of Veterans Affairs, Department of Homeland Security
