Hog Jaw Bikers on their way back to Arkansas

Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 23 August 2010

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"Don't count your bullets 'till after they're fired!"- Old Hog Jaw saying

The Hog Jaw 'bikers' appeared in court today, in Simcoe, Ontario, to answer charges of: Attempting to smuggle corn cobs into the US of A, wearing extremely offensive smelling underwear, and being absolute idiots (both by Canadian AND American standards)

They were each found guilty on all counts and were - very quickly - sent on their way home to Arkansas.

Members of the OPP followed the Hog Jaw bikers convoy, slowly, all the way to the border to the US at the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls.

The Hog Jaw riders took every opportunity to take photos on the journey home, in order to document their experiences and share them with others in the 'Hog Jaw News'.

The Chief of Police, on the Canadian side, paid a large sum of money to the customs agents on the American side....in a successful attempt to rid Canada of the Hog Jaw bikers.

Speaking about their experience....self elected Chief Biker, Big Dick Leatherlover, was quoted as saying:

"Well, them there Canadianadians in Ontariariario sure do seem to take their corn seriously - an' A DO mean SERIOUSLY.

We never DID get into Port Dover, cuz of the fac' it were FULL, so we were 'bliged to turn back an' head home.

We, all of us good folks, will be darn tooting full of glee to be getting back home where we surely do fit in. Of that there is no doubt

We can't wait to be a-feasting on them thar chicken feet and pigs ears, swollied down by some o' that good ol' moonshine o' Moose Jackson's. He sure do - do a good brew. Ain't that the truth?

Don't think we'll be venturing that far from home in the future...but...as my dear ol' daddy used to say ' DON'T COUNT YER BULLETS 'TILL AFTER YOU'VE FIRED 'EM'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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