Hog Jaw Bikers are in yet another pickle following attempt to get to Bikers Rally in Canada

Written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 23 August 2010

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Hog Jaw Bikers in another 'pickle'

Reports have just come in that the Hog Jaw 'bikers' who were turned away from Port Dover's Friday 13th Rally last week, have now found themselves in yet another pickle.

The 'bikers' have been held up at the Canada/US border. It appears they were stopped, at random, and searched.

Unfortunately they were all found to be trying to smuggle 'fresh' CORN over the border. Corn which they'd bought in the small town of Jarvis, from which they had been asked to 'move on' after being overheard 'ridiculing' the local crop, on their way to Port Dover (see related story).

On their way back 'home' they had to pass through Jarvis and decided to make peace with the locals by purchcasing 18 dozen cobs of corn, which they were planning to take back to Hog Jaw and consume with their families.

Jarvis residents didn't bother to tell them that corn was tastier freshly picked and eaten, otherwise it would turn to starch. In actual fact, the Jarvis residents KNEW the 'bikers' would be stopped at the border.

The mayor of Jarvis, 'Kernel Corncob', had called ahead to warn the border patrol that the bikers were, indeed, attempting to smuggle corn into the USA. Kernel Corncob's nephew is a 'border control' agent and had arranged to be on duty when the Hog Jaw riders arrived at the border,

Naturally, the Hog Jaw riders' jaws dropped, as they were strip searched, coz they hadn't thought to pack clean underwear for their trip.

The strip search was cut short when the persons conducting the search caught a whiff of the rancid underwear.

The corn was found in backpacks and paniers. It wasn't smelling too good itself.

The Hog Jaw 'bikers' are, at present, being detained at a facility in Niagara Falls, Ontario, pending a decision on their offence......and 'offensiveness' resulting from their poor hygiene.

Officials at the facility where they are being held say that the Riders will not be held for long as other detainees are already complaining of the smell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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