HOG JAW, ARKANSAS (ABSNN) -- Male frustration mounted this evening over the cancellation of the weekly Cock Fight at Arnold Dubby's farm. The weekly fights have never been cancelled because the Hog Jaw Ladies' Sewing Circle, Elvis Séance and Vibrator Demonstration usually meets on the same evening.
But no more.
"We all decided that we wanted to go to the Cock Fights on Thursday nights and rescheduled our ladies' meeting for Monday nights because most of the men are sleeping off hang-overs anyway," said Mudie Dorlemanntoy, President of the HJLSC,ES,&VB.
"That's right, so in order to share quality time with our husbands, we went to Arnold's farm Thursday a week ago to surprise the men. We were the surprised ones, let me tell you," Dorlemanntoy said to ABSNN Women Now reporter, Charpacabra.
"Apparently, the ladies thought the men were fighting chickens out at the farm," reported the amused, big town reporter on a visit to a relative. "But when Jasper Dogdrop and William, Big Bill Jr entered the fighting ring wearing nothing but engineer boots and blindfolds, the ladies covered their eyes and sat through the entire venue without further comment."
Well, not all of them were speechless. Maple Syrup, wife of Blueberry, nudged Ilene Thataway and was heard to whisper, "I tole you he was special!" referring to Cardinal Dubois, the only single man involved in the Cock Fight.
"From now on, Cock Fighting will have to involve chickens, or we ain't letting the men out of the house anymore," vowed Dorlemanntoy.
The men had no comment other than a "Damned women!" muttered beneath their breaths.
