Arizona - (Satireday News): Arizona Congress wannabe Ben Quayle says he's had to delete all his Spoofs ahead of running for pubic orifice.
The son of President George Herbert Bush's moron Veep Dan Quayle said today he's pulled all his Spoofs from the famous website.
"It's a bit embarrasing, really," Quayke Jr commented.
"Some of my Spoofs were, er... shite, of course," Quayle Jr commented, "but some were of such exceptional satirical brilliance even I was shocked."
The sometime Spoofer's pen name is a mystery despite having been outed as 'Brock Slanders'.
Fellow Spoof writers say he once called the website's editor Mark Lowton 'a smut peddler' after receiving a decency warning page on one of his articles.
"Maybe Quayle is one of those irritating trolls we've had in the Spoof Forums," one of the inebriated Winchester Three Spoof drinking club members said today.
"Could be a cover for Quayle Pere himself, of course! Remember that "What a waste it is to lose one's mind" of his? Made Bush Sr sound like Albert Einstein!
"Anyone know Joe Biden's Spoof screen name?"
