Florida - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): It's every stunning twentysomething supermodel's ultimate nightmare: changing your lover's brat's diapers without gagging.
And this week it's Snorts Illustrated Swimsuits pin-up cracker Irina Shayk's turn to reach for the puke bucket as she puts her pretty foot down about Cristiano Ronaldo Junior's soiled nappies.
The baby boy born on 17 June is being looked after the Portuguese football captain's doting mother Dolores following a $10 million transfer from his Florida burger bar waitress birth Mom's.
The deal means Cristiano Junior is in the sole care/custody of his doting Papa - who just happens to be dating one of the world's hottest supermodels.
Shayk was said to be initially gobsmacked when told her lover had suddenly become a Pa.
Having met the little Mini-Me last weekend her original reaction has softened a bit, according to pals.
But Bashkortostani-born 'Miss Chelyabinsk 2004' has told Cristiano there's no way she is going to haul her awesome bronzed ass outta bed at 4am to minister to the sprog's hygiene needs.
"Besides, dorogoy muy, it might soil my beautifully manicured but terribly neglected ring finger," Shayk apparently explained last night.
"It would have to be weighted down with at least a 20-carat stonker before I feel confident with all those fiddly diaper fastener thinggymajigs!"
Fellow footie players Kaka and Messi has posted a cryptic "Told you so!" comment on their Twitter pages.
