Massacre Not Gang Related

Funny story written by Leddy

Sunday, 11 July 2010

The bloody massacre of twenty-five members of the Wolf Pack gang by rival gang member Felix Mortos of the Pajaros, was deemed a random act of violence and not gang related by Raymond Estra, police chief of the Boardertown, Police Department.

According to testimony given by Mortos, he was only cleaning his automatic assault rifle when it accidentally discharged and fired 150 rounds of high grain ammo at the Wolf Pack gang members which subsequently and accidentally killed twenty-five of them.

Mayor Juan Pedro of Boardertown, has assured the public that gang violence is on the decline and that this accidental shooting is nothing to be concerned about.

Felix Mortos has been charged with discharging a firearm in public and accidental homicide, he is scheduled for arrangement on Wednesday.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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