Filmmaker Michael Moore, being ashamed of being white and hating America so much, has decided to move to Nigeria since he knows he will be welcome in scamming white people out of their money.
The Nigerian legislature voted to grant Michael Moore a Nigerian citizenship, after this he traveled to the U.S. Embassy in Lagos to renounce his United States citizenship.
Michael Moore stated that he was proud to be a Nigerian citizen, he really feels at home among the Nigerian scam artists that take pleasure out of scamming the white people they hate, out of their money, he will enjoy helping in the Nigerian scams.