When movie maker Michael Moore received his report on his stool sample he was hoping that the doctors could tell him something he could cut out or foods to add on that would help his feelings of sluggishness over the past ten years.
"It's my thyroid, isn't it doc? I always thought I had an underactive thyroid that caused me to take on this whale-like appearance!"
"Your stool sample showed us that you are eating too much."
"Too much what? I can cut down? Or replace it with something else?"
The doctor then told Moore that he was eating too much, PERIOD! "You weigh over 300 pounds now, Mr. Moore. You're not very active. Oh you take on all these causes, but they don't involve much exercise. Mostly you sit on your big fat ass and interview people."
"Go ahead Doc. I feel a documentary coming on right now..about health advice from Quacks."
"Then I'll say one more thing. The next time we ask for a stool sample, we don't need one the size of a fireplace log! Thank you!"
