The popularity of the latest ipad is overwhelming. Sold in the stores across America for as much as 700 dollars it has come to light that an ipad can be had for under a dollar.
Many people have been queuing for five nights to get their hands on the latest technology that lets you ring phone calls, send text messages, take photos, pleasure your girlfriend, cook steaks, turn on the TV, open the car doors, and laser your neighbour.
But little do those people know they don't have to spend so much money on the new gadget--I saw an advertisement in the hospital gazette where an ipad can be had for only 97 cents -all people wanting to attain one of these should report to hospital eye department after throwing sand in ones eyes.
When approached by a nurse just say "I wanna iPad" and 97 cents will get you one with band aid to match.