Glenn Beck Leads The World Into World War Three

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Thursday, 3 June 2010


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Fox News reporter Glenn Beck brought the world closer to the brink of global conflict following his "in depth" analysis of the history of Israel, and the commando assault on the Gaza aid flotilla.

In an almost inexplicable tirade against everything that most people hold dear, Beck, grotesquely distorting the facts, put the reason for Israel's existence down to an agreement over acetone - aka, nail varnish remover.

This supremely intelligent and analytical genius, after totally putting an American slant on world history, virtually rewriting the Bible in the process, not to mention the course of world history, then went into a convoluted argumentative statement concerning recent terrorist outrages.

Most commentators dismiss the man as an idiot. But he is an idiot with a large audience. More fool them. Small wonder that Jerry Springer is running out of recruits - they're all home watching Glenn Beck.

And the commando raid on the Marmara.

Guys with paintball guns getting beaten up, who took their revenge by shooting dead how many citizens?

Legal point: International Maritime Law - Crew members have every right to defend themselves from piratical invasion in international waters.

So some soldiers got hit with sticks - the line about the Israeli soldier suffering brain damage is a lie. He was on our TV talking quite coherently. Maybe he suffered brain damage through watching Glenn Beck.

Next stop Iran. Americans are well known for listening to this kind of propoganda.

A spokesman for common sense inc. told us:

"You wouldn't be going to war for Israel, America, or freedom. You'd be willing to lay down your life for the Fox News Network, Glenn Beck, Greta Van Susteren, and Bill O Reilly. I'd ask people to consider the wisdom of this. Glenn Beck obviously won't, because he doesn't give a flying fuck about anything save his own ass. Yet he'll still have dumb fuckers who feed on his every word, like that prick that keeps writing 'piss on a mosque day' on an obscure, quite crap website."

More as we get it.

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