Sarah Palin Criticizes NBC, Uses Big Words.

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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Mr. Sarah Palin: "Yes, I DO make a living this way."

Psycho nitwit Sarah Palin is moose-shootin' mad at NBC over their interview Tuesday with Joe McGinniss, the journalist who is writing a book about the 8-time college dropout and currently renting the home next door to her.

Ignoring her thesaurus, Palin called NBC's actions the "they's most recent illustrationing of the kinda untrustworthifullness of America's anti-me mainstream mediums."

Palin criticizes the network on her Facebook page: "We were glad to provide a statement and appreciated NBC's promise to run it," Palin wrote in the post Tuesday. "Todd and I used all our crayons writin' a statement very carefully, because our new neighbor has taken to accusing us of 'inciting hatred' - a charge which we obviously will incite everyone to hate. But there was just one problem: NBC broke their promise and didn't run our statements after all."

NBC released a statement in response: "What-the-f--k-ever, bitch."

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