WHEATLAND, N.Y. - Police say three minors and an incredibly stupid man trying to hold their breath for the time it takes to drive through an upstate New York hamlet were hurt when the driver fainted.
Because he was holding his breath.
While driving.
A--hole.
Authorities say the a--hole and three friends were traveling together late Monday night when they decided to try to hold their breath while riding through Garbutt, a rural Rochester-area hamlet that's just three-tenths of a mile long.
Monroe County sheriff's deputies say 19-year-old living brain donor Bryan Parslow of Caledonia fainted while driving and his car hit a boulder.
All four teens were treated at a hospital and released.
Parslow is no stranger to his own abject stupidity. He's a paraplegic who was paralyzed in 2008 after falling out of a window in Brockport while attending college.
Police gave him a ticket for failing to stay in his lane, and then beat the tar out of him, because he held his f---ing breath while driving and fainted.
