Written by Harold Q. Fuey

Thursday, 27 May 2010

image for SuBo fanatics in meltdown panic!
Fanatic's HQ!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were in a panic earlier when their beloved meeting place was unavailable for several hours. It is thought the server was suffering from 'bullshit overload' and shut itself down in an attempt to save humanity. Fanatics were left with nothing to do but to talk to their wealthy husbands.

"We said prayers for the server, and had it blessed," said the head chief fanatic. "That didn't help at all, so we knitted it a nice red scarf. It finally came back to life when we sprinkled it with holy water," continued the fanatic.

"It appears that far too much bullshit had found its way into the inner workings of the server," said a computer expert. "It seems that something called 'shipping' had tipped it over the edge."

"I thought they'd taken it away from us," sobbed a fanatic. "I was praying all day for it to return. Now my prayers have been answered!"

"This is not on at all," fumed a member of FARTS (Fanatics Acquire Riches Through Sex). "I had to pretend to like my wealthy husband for several hours. You can only talk about the weather for so long. Besides, I paid $500 towards the buyout of this site, and I demand that it should be there when I want it!"

"I just couldn't take it anymore!" said the server. "Endless prayers, semi-pornographic stories, blessings, tribute videos, general crap, and more blessings! It's all an embarrassment to my hard drive! I'd do it again, but I can't handle all that blubbering!"

The server is now running smoothly, and all is well in la la land.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Susan Boyle

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
123 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more