Written by Nae mair crap

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

image for Her Madge says Susan Boyle must be honoured
yes, that was Subo going to the Palace

Following her 57th consecutive reading of a Queen's Speech and the first to be written for her by a Coalition Government, Her Madge had a few words with the PM in the Robing Room at the Palace of Westminster.

(Please excuse my 39 word sentence, is that a crime?)

Her Madge is reported to have told the PM that he must get her fave singer an MBE or an OBE. Philip of Macedoine, her husband and consort, left the PM in no doubt that this must be done.

The Greek Prince of Macedoine stressed that no was not an option. He wants Subo at the palace as he can't get to see her live because of all these Red Scarf people!

Apparently everytime he and Her Madge arranged to see Miss Boyle, security personnel prevented them as they could not guarantee the safety of the Royal persons.

Phil and Her Madge are organising a soiree for Miss Boyle at Buck Palace, with the assistance of Harry and Wills.

Invited guests only, the Duchess of York will not be there.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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