Just when you thought it couldn't get more bizarre, reports are surfacing that the Rekers/Rentboy scandal is a hoax!
Evidently, the two have been friends for a long time, and, although there has been a "relationship" between the two, Lucien RentBoy never went to Europe with the minister.
"I was hiding in my garage the entire time," says Lucien. "It was so exciting, the publicity and all, you know, waiting for the reality show offers!"
Lucien is telling news media that he and Rekers cooked up the scheme after the publicity that Balloon Boy got and the subsequent offer of a reality show to his family. "We thought, why not? Rev could have a showcase for his anti-gay agenda and I could drum up business for our company. You know, like, win/win."
Rekers is not happy that Lucien is talking, but admits a reality show may be in his future. "Yes, I will find a way to bring my massage…"
…an aide interrupted, "MESSAGE, Reverend, MESSAGE."
"Well, yes," Rekers continued, "I will find a way to bring my anti-gay message to everyone that will listen. It is an abomination and a sin against God." Rekers stated that the program will feature the same kind of structure that the anti-gay conditioning programs feature. The thirty-minute episodes will close with the Reverend extending his arms in the air and proclaiming "Hate the sin, Love the sinner." Each program will end with strains of "Somewhere over the rainbow," playing softly in the background.
Lucien's format for his show will feature Rentboy extolling the virtues of massage and the joys of homosexuality. The closing shots will show Lucien extending his well oiled massage hands in the air and saying, "Let my people."
Each program will end with strains of "Somewhere over the rainbow," playing softly in the background.
In related news, a skeptical news media is calling the two rival reality shows: The Battle Of the Balls.
