Grad Students Dumpster Dive for Palin Dirt

Written by Cuff

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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If you can't take the heap stay out of the dumpster!

In the never ending search to bring Sarah Palin down like an Alaskan Moose graduate students at Hillary College in California scavenged a BFI greenie.

The dumpster in question held vital intelligence into the psyche of the Presidential hopeful and were found by 32 year old career student Van Wilder.

Along with five pages of the speaking arrangements between Palin and the University Mr. Wilder and his fellow Grad student Taj Mahal Badalandabad found three hundred slightly used prophylactics, a variety of mid term exam answers, twelve half eaten pizzas, and a lamp.

In order to justify the late night scrounge the students threatened the dean with the details of the contract which included the requirements of Mrs. Palin for her stay. These included air flight needs, bottled water, straws, and the room accommodations for her entourage.

The liberal press immediately jumped at the chance to depict Mrs. Palin as a demanding uncooperative tea party tick and offered the disposed of contract as absolute proof.

Meanwhile the dean of the college demanded expulsion of the two students for their late night rummage but agreed to let them off the hook if they finally graduated and never came back.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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