Recent e-mail sent to people with gas

Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 6 March 2010

Please visit myfartaccount.web and login to view your bill.

This e-mail message and all attachments transmitted with it may contain confidential information intended solely for the use of the addressee. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any reading, dissemination, distribution, copying, or other use of this message or its attachments is strictly prohibited. If you have received this message in error, please notify the sender immediately and delete this message and all copies and backups thereof.

If you prefer to call rather than e-mail then please call this toll free number 1-800-MYFARTS. Our operators are awaiting your call.

If you have difficulty understanding their accents, as a a result of outsourcing, please dial again and when asked which language you prefer, press 2 for French. Your call will then be re-routed to Quebec. When an operator takes your call and begins to speak in French, merely ask if he or she speaks English (they ALL do) and continue your conversation in English.

We look forward to helping you in any way we can in the future.

You are a valued customer and your farts are always welcome.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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